The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
… to be fair, you are going to follow up the murder by carving up and serving its corpse to your friends and family.
Who cares about Aoba’s moan let’s talk about Aoba’s laugh
so i have this headcanon that sometimes and i mean ONCE IN A BLUE MOON when nepeta is feeling very sad or very lonely she will ask equius to finger her or like eat her out and he doesnt question it he just does it because hes so flattered that she trusts him enough to let him do that and hes so fucking gentle with her for sure and he whispers sweet things in her ear like how much he loves her and how he’ll always be there for her no matter what and how she looks so so beautiful all the time and afterwards they’ll cuddle for hours and touch foreheads and whisper to one another and maybe cry a little because it gets so intense and emotional sometimes and equius might even apologize because he feels like maybe he overstepped his boundaries as a moirail but nepeta is so good to him and he knows that shes okay with it and they both wake up the next morning feeling really really nice and they drink coffee and play scrabble
i just love meowrails a lot okay
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